Part 2: Conversation Between Bon Jovi and President Obama

After the first conversation, there was a follow up…

 

Bon Jovi: Hi Mr. President, this is Jon again.

Obama:  I don’t know anybody by that name.

Bon Jovi:  Jon Bon Jovi

Obama:  (silence)

Bon Jovi: White House Council for Community Solutions

Obama:  Oh, yeah. Hey Jon.

Bon Jovi:  I was wondering, do I get a special hat or something?

Obama:  Hat?

Bon Jovi:  Yeah. When Bono was made a knight, he got that shoulder tap thing with the sword, and I think a medal on a cool ribbon, and special wardrobe. I am kinda between looks right now anyway.

Obama:  Well, we don’t do that here.

Bon Jovi:  Not even the hat?

Obama:  No, I’m sorry.

Bon Jovi:  Am I Sir Bon Jovi now?

Obama:  Were you in the military, hold a high rank?

Bon Jovi:  No

Obama:  Well, I guess not then. I see those guys all around here, saluting and saying -  ‘Yes Sir. No Sir.’ But they have uniforms.

Bon Jovi:  Do I get a special ring, like winning the Super Bowl?

Obama:  No ring.

Bon Jovi: What did Katy Perry get?

Obama: Well, she did get a hat, and um, some other things.

Bon Jovi: She got a fu#%ing hat?

Obama: Well, just a beret thing.

Bon Jovi: Prince wore one of those. Why can’t I get one?

Obama: She did get some other stuff, but I can’t say. I could maybe arrange for a kilt for you.

Bon Jovi: I’m not gay.

Obama: Oh no, they are really cool. It could be your new look.

Bon Jovi: Did Katy Perry get one?

Obama: No. She just got the government assistance package. Just a small amount of money. Less than 30 million really.

Bon Jovi: Kilt huh. Sounds different. Think I did that once, can't remember. Could be my new look.

Obama: Totally awesome for you.

Bon Jovi: Please don’t talk like that Mr. President.

Obama: Dude, I’m just saying. You would rock that look.

Bon Jovi: I totally would. Can it say New Jersey on it? I am still living in the shadow of Bruce who thinks he owns this state. This new kilt thing could get me into the Hall of Fame. They turned me down the first time, remember?

Obama: I can help with that too. It’s in Buffalo, right?

Bon Jovi: Cleveland.

Obama: Oh, West Virginia. I’ve been there. Can get you in.

Bon Jovi: OK, thanks. When do I get the kilt?