Tuesday, December 14, 2010

The Nation’s Fastest. Period.

That’s AT&T’s new tagline. Or at least one they are playing with in the NYC area. I feel so bad for all of you that don’t have AT&T, I mean, really sorry. Because my iPhone over the AT&T network is just so lightning fast. I can get to a website in about 5 minutes. And the coverage, well, let’s just say it must be at least 10% no matter where I go! And if I am right under a tower, my call usually goes through on the first try and with that tower proximity, the chances of the call being dropped, only 50%!

That’s why I feel so sorry for the rest of you. It must be like you are using a rotary phone and a dial-up connection. Imagine the speed and service I mention above. You could have that too! Just think about having less than half your calls dropped in the middle of a conversation. Wouldn’t that be amazing! Imagine getting an email in less than five tries. It’s almost like I have some futuristic device and network.

It’s like being in a new time travel machine that only has one button…present.

In case my sarcasm wasn’t clear, AT&T sucks, at least in New York.

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