What You Can’t Live Without!

You might not have everything you need, but this is certainly something that is so important, so monumental that you should skip your mortgage or car payment and get this today!

For a mere $130 to $150 bucks (I did the Euro conversion for you), get this, you could get a ring from a company in Amsterdam (no it doesn’t come with your favorite illegal drug) that has your favorite tweet engraved on it! Oh I know you are thinking that it is ridiculous, but hear me out.

You tweet that you just went to the store because you ran out of Vitamin Water. Your tweet is so clever like, “Gotta go get some more Vitamin Water.”

I mean, who would not want to wear that around on their finger? I would buy a few to give to my friends. Or maybe you are a bit political and want, “Global warming sucks. But it is freezing in Maine, where’s my sweater?”

Or perhaps you have a little one and he/she just threw up. You want to tell the world. “Baby just threw up, got some on my laptop. KKKKKEEYS R STTTTIICKKINGGG.”

Maybe you are lovesick. “Jimmy-Joe broke up with my ass, gonna kill him.”

Tweets are so special, who wouldn’t want one to wear one around their finger? And for just a little over a hundred bucks (international shipping and handling not included) you could be one of the first to set the sure-to-be-the-next-trend in jewelry.

Of course, if you are cheap, you could just print your tweet and put it on your inspiration board. But hey, think of the attention you will get when people see your mundane thoughts printed right there on your finger. The wiser of my readers will just give them the finger.

If you want to see the next corporation that will have a 10 billion dollar evaluation…be sure not to look here.

But what do I know? Fred Smith (creator of FedEx) proposed his company for an MBA thesis. He got a C and was told the idea was impossible and made little logistical sense.

I’m thinking wallpaper my living room with pictures of Facebook friends. Although, if they unfriend me, would I have to move? Would the new buyers be required to adopt all my old friends?