Celebrity Scents – Sweet Jewd

It has been said that “Our greatest weakness can be turned into our biggest strength.” Which got me thinking about the plethora of celebrities coming out with new lines of perfumes, colognes, and apparel.

We know both Mel Gibson and Jude Law have some anger issues. So what if they teamed up to create a new cologne, you know, for that studly, kinda sweet but angry guy demographic. Jude Law threw oranges at college girls, Mel threw a bunch of racial and radical comments, and, allegedly a few punches. So why not pack that power in to one new wallop.

Their cologne could be called - Sweet Jewd – that orangey scent that drives women mad.

And if that was successful, their clothing line could be – Orangies – yoga wear with a built in microchip that randomly spurts out things like, “You’re so fat. You’re so ugly. Stop looking at me, look at your nasty self. You’re just a f#%ing ________.” You know, as an incentive for self-improvement.

It could solve both of their PR problems and make them some cash in the meantime – I don’t think anyone will be rushing to the theatres to see either of them very soon.